And the title puns begin … now.
Surprisingly, Diane Lane disappoints us by wearing ZERO t-necks in Under the Tuscan Sun, but fear not, there is no shortage of turtlenecks in Cortona.
Thankfully, Diane is invited to a dinner party that seemingly celebrates turtlenecks. Her seatmate hits us with a risque beige-on-beige t-neck and blazer combo, while the hostess keeps it simple with a classic black t-neck. Her daughter gives us early 00s teen realness with a striped t-neck and cardigan set. We even get a wonderfully sophisticated sleeveless t-neck at the head of the table.
All of these t-necks only highlight Diane’s painfully exposed neck – get it together girl.
Sandra Oh shows that she too understands the t-neck ways of the Italians, as she arrives to Italy in a full-on striped t-neck maternity dress.
Fortunately, we know that Sandra Oh will pass on her love and appreciation for t-necks to her new Italian-American baby.
Thanks for being a t-neck ambassador Sandra!